Don't Follow Me!

Get offa me!
Away from me!
Get me outa here!
Don't follow me!
Don't bother me!
I'm no leader.

What's wrong with you?
I tweet a LOLCat.
Rant about DPO.
I get some news of the day.
I spit it out.
I spit it out.
I spit it out.
I spit it all over my blog page.

I'm not yours or anyone's.
I don't even own myself.
Why do you always judge me?
I just wanna be by myself.

Get offa me!
Away from me!
Get me outa here!
Don't follow me!
Don't bother me!
I'm no leader.

You don't know me,
so don't ping me.
I'm not here to validate your behavior.
You need to stop.
You need to stop.
You need to stop tweeting so fast.
(I'm not interested in anything you have to say)

I wish you would log off, go to a blog.
Read it from the page.
Learn it from a sage.
And take a second look.
Don't ask me.
Don't message me.
I want you to kill your stream.

Get offa me!
Away from me!
Get me outa here!
Don't follow me!
Don't bother me!
I'm no leader.

I can not be your leader.
I can not be your leader.
Stop followin' me.
Stop followin' me.
Stop followin' me.
Stop followin' me.

I send a tweet,
stop following me.
I share a link,
stop following me.
Get on the train,
stop following me.
I turn around,
you stop following me!


To the tune of Leader by the Punk Princess, Bif Naked, which is a Twitter anthem if I ever heard one ;-)

 

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