No trouble to be found
when you hear its mighty sound.

Here it comes to save your day!
One and only Mighty Mouse gives you your way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mouse at the speed of light!

On the desk or in a stand,
it's got the situation well in hand.

We know that when there's challenge, we'll never despair;
Because we know that when there's challenge it is there
On the desk, in its stand, everywhere.

We're not worrying one bit.
We just listen for its click.
Here it comes to save your day.
One and only Mighty Mouse gives you your way!

When there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mouse at the speed of light!
Here it comes to save your day.
One and only Mighty Mouse gives you your way!

That's right! The new Open Office Mighty Mouse with its 18 programmable mouse buttons, each with its own double-click functionality, a clickable scroll wheel, 512K of flash memory, 63 on-mouse application profiles, and 1024-character macro support is the mightiest mouse of all!

Disclaimer: the doctor has no affiliation of any kind with Open Office.