the doctor
To the tune of Ben 10 by Moxy (on myspace)
It started with a press release
that just went overboard
That stuck itself upon his mind
with secrets it would hoard
But he's got vendor insight
and no ordinary blog
the doctor.
So if you read the blog
you might be in for a surprise
He'll unleash all of his knowledge
before your very eyes
With brilliance, vision, clarity,
he'll help you realize
the doctor.
Armed with the blog, he's on the case
Fighting off lies from earth or space
He'll never stop till you know the truth
'Cause he's the baddest blogger to ever sleuth
the doctor.
(Sung to the tune of "That's Amore!")
When you think nothing's there
(typical vaporware)
Call the doctor!
When the claim seems unreal
And you're sick of the spiel
Call the doctor!
If the pundits sell out
Or they fill you with doubt
Call the doctor!
When the marketers lie
And their stories don't fly
Call... THE... DOC... TOR!
Just too funny! I have heard this song with my nephew a million times. Finally some new words.